Articles in Submediant
Juilliard Personnel Tops The Backyard/Forbes’ 2013 List: ‘80 Over 80’ in Classical Music
In sum, they represent the best and brightest of the concert-coughing, hearing-aid-buzzing, Asian-name-fudging, whisper-shouting characters that color Juilliard life. In partnership with Forbes, The Backyard is proud to present the top eighty of the crotchety, …
Top Ten Classical Music Headlines of 2012
2012 was so eventful for classical music that the average conservatory student could hardly keep up. Luckily, the Backyard’s always trustworthy news outlet Submediant has voted on and assembled a list of the biggest classical music news stories …
Selfless Cellist Check Herself At Gate, Gives Seat To Instrument
NEW YORK—A young cellist has been hospitalized after sustaining life-threatening injuries onboard a Spirit Airlines flight from Chicago O’Hare to New York (LGA).
Juilliard Releases Banned Repertoire List, ‘12-‘13
NOTE: The following article is intended as humor and its contents do not reflect the real policies of the Juilliard Administration. The Juilliard Admissions Office has asked The Yard to refer prospective students to the official …
Aspen Music Festival Overwhelmed With Applications After Colorado Legalizes Pot
ASPEN, CO—The Aspen Music Festival and School (AMFS) was thrown for a loop this morning when it began to receive a series of deliveries of a record number of prospective student applications. The sudden surge …
IT Department Sends Off Text Message Barrage At Beginning-Of-The-Year Bash
SECOND FLOOR—The Juilliard IT Department sent ripples through Juilliard yesterday when it inundated the text message inboxes of the entire student body with test-notifications from something called the “Juilliard Community Alert System.” The “test” worked: …
Juilliard Skyscraper Planned For Dubai
DUBAI—One month after plans were unveiled to establish a new institute in China, Juilliard continued its wave of global expansion in late August when it announced an agreement with the Dubai Culture and Arts Authority …
